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We’re not sure who you would want to lead you into battle, but we’d be hard-pressed not to choose Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris as our commanders. Actually, scratch that, we’d take Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris, and Bill Effing Murray. Now you can show your respect to these courageous warriors with Replaceface Prints. Each features a pop culture icon decked out in old Russian military garb. Are they ridiculous? Yes. Are they also oddly awesome? Yes. Each is based off the art of George Dawe who painted Russian generals during Napoleon’s invasion of Russia so you can finally have the most ridiculous poster of The Rock ever.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.