You’re not going to buy this. We mean you could, but you’d have to have a LOT of disposable income. That said, the Quartz Armchair is one of the sweetest, comfiest looking chairs we’ve ever seen. Sure, at $14,000 it’s insane, but image crashing down on that thing after a long day. Heaven. You can remove all the cushions to use when others need a place to sit, or just keep it together for one awesome lounging experience. Now, who wants to rob a bank with us?