This lamp won’t light up your living room all that much, but it will light up the faces of every guest that walks through your door—excluding your mother. Crafted in San Francisco, the Amber Boobs Lamp is an acrylic pink table lamp that sits on a white polar plywood base. Just flip the switch and bring these high-beams to life. The Amber Boobs can also be purchased as a sculpture that doesn’t light up, in the event you prefer your Ds not to glow. The base on the lamp version allows you to swap the boobs out for other Nobl pieces, too, if you have the folks over.