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Sometimes the clashing of diverse worlds creates a sort of magnificent (read: hilarious) byproduct.  Normally a guy who wears more gold around his neck than an Atlantic City craps player wouldn’t be the sort to sit down to afternoon tea with tiny cucumber sandwiches and scones, but this Tea For One set with the legendary Mr. T emblazoned on the front lets the two universes play happily together.  Complete with cup and pot, if this set is manly enough for B.A. Baracus it’s manly enough for us, even if we normally pass over the tea for a strong cup of joe.  Unfortunately, the T man may take pity on all of us seeing as how the Mr. T Tea For One has already been sold; apparently you had to act quicker than Clubber Lang’s right.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.