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Major League Baseball Bat Bottle Opener

Major League Baseball Bat Bottle Opener

The song “Take Me Out to the Ball Game” features one glaring omission:  There is zero mention of drinking in it.  Maybe it’s the speed of the game or just relaxing in the stands on a summer day, but whatever it is, baseball and beer just go together.  Now, even when you’re not shelling out $10 for a draft at the stadium, you can bring a little piece of the action into your home.  Each Major League Baseball Bat Bottle Opener is crafted from an actual game-used bat that got either sawed off, splintered, or, if you’re lucky, picked up by Roger Clemens and “gently” hurled at Mike Piazza.  Each bat bottle opener even comes with a unique hologram number to show you which game your beer-cracker was used in.

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You wear underwear. You’re probably doing it right now. So if you’re wearing underwear anyway, try MeUndies. Their underwear is made from an exceptionally breathable fabric they get from Beechwood trees in the Austrian Alps. Bonus thing, the fabric inhibits bacterial growth in your sensitive space, which is the most positive thing ever said. It’s really soft too. You don’t need science to prove that, just skin you can rub the fabric on. They come in black. Attractive people wear black. They come in a 3-pack “Classic Collection,” which saves money. Financially savvy people save money.  Be an attractive, financially savvy person.

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