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The song “Take Me Out to the Ball Game” features one glaring omission:  There is zero mention of drinking in it.  Maybe it’s the speed of the game or just relaxing in the stands on a summer day, but whatever it is, baseball and beer just go together.  Now, even when you’re not shelling out $10 for a draft at the stadium, you can bring a little piece of the action into your home.  Each Major League Baseball Bat Bottle Opener is crafted from an actual game-used bat that got either sawed off, splintered, or, if you’re lucky, picked up by Roger Clemens and “gently” hurled at Mike Piazza.  Each bat bottle opener even comes with a unique hologram number to show you which game your beer-cracker was used in.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.