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Have you ever gotten out of your Lamborghini Gallardo and looked at your yard only to find it in disarray? Of course not. People who own Gallardos don’t do their own yard work so it’s never in disarray. But that didn’t stop the good folks at Lamborghini from licensing their brand to tool maker IKRA for use in the line of Tonino Lamborghini Gardening Tools. The trimmers, hedgers, shears, and chainsaw are all – however unfortunately – powered by electricity and not good, old-fashioned gasoline. While throwing your name on every product that a company approaches you for seems a little Porsche and/or Ferrari, we’re not gonna lie about how much we want these. Getting a man to do lawnwork is now as easy as getting him to drive to soccer practice – get him a Lamborghini.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.