You don’t need to sail the seven seas or rock a ridiculous hat to a bit of awesome pirate-ness to your life. All you need is (presumably) a boatload of cash. That’s what it will take to drop the Jolly Roger Chair from Fabio Novembre into your pad. The polyurethane foam throne sports an interior map, ideal for plotting your next rum heist, and a sleek take on the face of a skull on the back. Even if you just lounge in it while watching Jack Sparrow on your TV, it’s still pretty sweet.