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You don’t need to sail the seven seas or rock a ridiculous hat to a bit of awesome pirate-ness to your life. All you need is (presumably) a boatload of cash. That’s what it will take to drop the Jolly Roger Chair from Fabio Novembre into your pad. The polyurethane foam throne sports an interior map, ideal for plotting your next rum heist, and a sleek take on the face of a skull on the back. Even if you just lounge in it while watching Jack Sparrow on your TV, it’s  still pretty sweet.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.