Hot-Rod-Heated-Travel-Mug

Caffeine is basically gasoline for us. We aren’t moving very far without it, and giving us decaf is like filling up a Civic with diesel—we’ll realize shortly and not react very well. We need our morning fix to last our entire commute, and unless you work down the street, that means it’s going to have to stay hot for a crap-ton of traffic. Luckily, this Hot Rod Heated Travel Mug will do just the trick for turning over your cranky, hungover engine. Plug it into your car’s cigarette lighter and, as you can see on the analog temperature gauge, your coffee stays hot the whole ride. It does only hold 8 oz of coffee so you’re probably going to want to buy four or five and get some power splitters for your lighter.

Pappy-Van-Winkle-Hot-Sauce

Pappy Van Winkle is the name in bourbon. Bottles have sent drinkers on wild goose chases and left others with empty bank accounts. While we can’t help you procure any of that elusive elixir, we can bring a little Pappy into your life in another way. Pappy Van Winkle Hot Sauce is aged in actual Pappy Van Winkle bourbon barrels. The distillery teamed with friends at Midland Ghost to make this flavorful hot sauce, which features the latter’s prized first generation Ghost Peppers. After the sauce was made, it was left to age in barrels that once held Pappy. That means you have a sauce that’s rich, oaky, and full of flavorful heat. Use it on meats, veggies, or, if you’re a special brand of crazy, just drink it straight from the bottle. It’s that good.