Interest in typography is at an all-time high. People who don’t know the first thing about design are downloading free fonts and ranting about their lifelong hatred of Comic Sans. Unfortunately, we can’t say we’ve been immune to the trend, which might explain why we want to get our hands on these Fontable tables so bad. Available in both uppercase and lowercase letters (as well as numbers and skulls), these tables stylishly showoff your passion for the written word. Each is made from steel sheet and is available in a multitude of colors. One is perfect by itself for your morning coffee, but feel free to drop the cash and spell out a four-letter word or your last name. Folks with Greek names, you should probably sell your car.
The Throttle Bottle Opener is a pint-sized beer popper that’s more clever than you realize. While its compact size make it ideal for tossing on a keyring, its miniscule build is only one of the benefits here. Outfitted with a powerful rare earth magnet, each Throttle Bottle Opener easily finds its way to your bottle’s cap. Not only that, you can keep it on the fridge so it’s on hand whenever you pull out a cold one. Then, use it with one hand to open that bottle. Clever, tiny, and incredibly useful.