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Now here’s something no office should be without: an emergency eject! The F-4 Ejection Seat is an authentic F-4 bucket seat with the addition of a custom aluminum base with wheels and a choice of upholstery on the seat. Sitting on this all day will definitely make those TPS reports seem more exciting. Even though there’s no escape, you almost feel like you have a plan to bail if needed.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.