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Our daily breakfast consists of eggs, an excessive amount of bacon, and a couple of Bloody Marys. It’s the breakfast of champions. Mildly obese champions. We only wish there were more ways to incorporate a bit more bacon into our morning feast. With Demitri’s Bacon Rimshot Salts, there is. With the help of the bacon aficionados over at J&D’s, Demitri has concocted a smoky and savory garnish for your spicy booze cocktail. The 4 oz. tin contains a mixture of sea salts, bacon salt (the stuff you can get from J&D’s), along with some secrets. We plan on rimming every bloody mary… no, wait… every drink we ever have with it.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.