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Seriously, what the hell is the purpose of decaf? Coffee can taste good and all, but the main reason we drink it is to clear the cobwebs from our brain and make us functioning members of society. If you happen to agree, Death Wish Coffee is must buy. One cup will have you flying and killing it during your company’s next brainstorming session (also, it may make your heart explode). Billed as the world’s strongest coffee, Death Wish Coffee is not for casual drinkers. Buy it ground or as whole beans and even in a 2 oz sample size if you’re skeptical and get ready to speak at an alarming speed.

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Pappy Van Winkle is the name in bourbon. Bottles have sent drinkers on wild goose chases and left others with empty bank accounts. While we can’t help you procure any of that elusive elixir, we can bring a little Pappy into your life in another way. Pappy Van Winkle Hot Sauce is aged in actual Pappy Van Winkle bourbon barrels. The distillery teamed with friends at Midland Ghost to make this flavorful hot sauce, which features the latter’s prized first generation Ghost Peppers. After the sauce was made, it was left to age in barrels that once held Pappy. That means you have a sauce that’s rich, oaky, and full of flavorful heat. Use it on meats, veggies, or, if you’re a special brand of crazy, just drink it straight from the bottle. It’s that good.