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You can add bullets to anything and it will immediately be cooler. They’re like camo, or caffeine, or tattoos, or explosions or boobies. There can never be enough of any of those things. But if it gets out of hand you’ll end up being in a Michael Bay movie, and no one can stand that for more than a few hours. Sometimes you just wanna go sit on your couch and chainsaw a few of your friends in Gears of War. Well, now you can do that with bullets! Send at least $20 to Etsy seller Diesel Lace Design and you can have custom, real 9mm bullet buttons for the ABXY keys on your XBox 360 controller. You can get just the buttons and DIY, or send him a controller you already own or even buy one built from the ground up. Best. XBox controller. Ever.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.