Around these parts, caffeine isn’t an option, it’s a blood substitute. The boss makes a cappuccino that would make a barista at Starbucks cry and the rest of us consume it like it’s a natural resource. And Red Bull, don’t even get us started on Red Bull. At this point in time, they should probably just give us stock options. When a company comes out with a product that supposedly fixes the only downside to coffee consumption (burning yourself) you can bet we’re interested. Enter Coffee Joulies. Each of the coffee bean shaped Joulies is filled with some sort of magical phase change material that absorbs heat when your coffee is too hot and then releases it when it’s too cold. Your coffee will never be too hot or too cold, it will always be just right. Plus they come with a custom Thermos Lipp travel mug. Bottoms up.