You already know what Bear Pong is – it’s big ass beer pong. But Bear Pong is careful to point out that “THIS GAME IS NOT INTENDED TO BE USED WITH ALCOHOL or by children under the age of 5 without adult supervision.” You know they mean business about the alcohol because they put it all in caps. Apparently they don’t know what happens when you tell someone not to do something – it immediately becomes a challenge. Just don’t blame us (or them) when you have to get your stomach pumped.