Bacon-Olive-Oil

We’ve heard people say that they’re sick of this whole bacon trend. That’s stupid. It’s like saying you’re sick of this whole oxygen trend. Bacon happens to be insanely delicious, so why should you want it to go away? We say keep it coming, and preferably in new and interesting ways. Now when we aren’t drowning our food with this, we can dip bread, cook some potatoes or just straight chug some of this Bacon Olive Oil. We only wish it was available in one of those gigantic olive oil jugs you see at the grocery store that don’t even remotely fit in your kitchen cabinets.

Parachute-CM-IF2-11-13-17

Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.