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We’re going to assume you’ve already prepared for the zombie apocalypse. We’re sure you have a bag packed and a trusty crossbow resting nearby (cause that’s an effective weapon). But have you thought about where you’re going to go when the hoards come after you? Fear not, now you can place your escape route on the wall without it looking like the scribblings of a psycho. Each of these Zombie Safe Zone Maps highlights a different city and showcases a viable plan for getting to fresh water and a food source. Oh, and they look good so you can pass them off as minimalist art, even though you’re really studying them before bed every night.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.