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If Ron Swanson had a quest in life, it would be to consume all the bacon and eggs he could he get his hands on. If they made a video game out of that mission, it might look like this. The Parks and Recreation-meets-Super Mario Bros. poster proudly displays Duke Silver on his 8-bit quest for greasy glory. It’s available either as a poster, a print, or as a piece of apparel and is ideal for displaying both your love of everyone’s favorite Pawnee resident and everyone’s favorite meal at the same time.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.