coffees-you-never-knew-existed

99% of the time we take our coffee very seriously. We know the one place to go or the exact beans to buy and we get down to business. The other 1% of the time, we experiment. In all our samplings of different hued roasts and exotic flavors, we can safely say we haven’t stumbled across anything like these coffees before. These are the 13 Coffees You Never Knew Existed.

1. Chipotle Flavored Ground Coffee – $8

2. Bat Coffee – $48

3. Star Wars Vader’s Dark Side Roast Coffee – $10

4. Wicked Jack’s Tavern Butter Rum Coffee Beans – $12

5. Protein Coffee – $19

6. Whoopie Pie Flavored Coffee – $7

7. Absinthe Flavored Ground Coffee – $8

8. Heart of the Desert Pistachio Coffee – $11

9. Death Wish Coffee – $20

10. Wild Thai Civet Coffee – $60

11. Maple Bacon Morning Coffee – $8

12. Jack Daniel’s Coffee Jack’s Blend – Link

13. Cops Coffee – $9

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.