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Well here we are—2012. End of the world time. Sucks, doesn’t it? We’re not sure how we’re going out, but we’re putting our money on zombies. Yup, zombies. (It’s an outside bet.) While the world panics and runs around like chickens with their heads cut off, we’ll sit back, sip some whiskey and relax knowing we’re prepared with all this gear.

1. Gerber Apocalypse Kit – $349

2. Ultimate Survival Kit in a Water Bottle – $20

3. Ka-Bar ZK-Kharon Tanto Folder Knife – $24

4. 500 JIC II – $296

5. SureFire E2D LED Defender – $189

6. Tactical Bleeding Zombie Target – $90

7. Glowbar Classic – $50

8. Tactical Sammich – $6

9. The Zombie Combat Manual: A Guide to Fighting the Living Dead – $11

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.