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We’re not normally huge fans of phrases like “The early bird gets the worm.” or anything to do with back scratching, but no one’s ever been able to “make an omelette without breaking eggs.” The same holds true for business and life in general. You can’t get anywhere without making a few enemies and breaking a few of those proverbial eggs. Now you can keep a list of each and every person you want to punch in the face in this handy Moleskine notebook. 64 pages of lined or blank space to fill with names of everyone from that dude that picked on you in high school to the “business partner” that stole your first great idea. Just remember to make sure to destroy the evidence if you actually act on it.

Side note: For a great selection of gifts for men, check out the CM Men’s Gift Guide >

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.