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Have you ever been hit with one of those old school, D battery powered Maglites that officers of the law carry? If you haven’t, don’t. It’s not pretty. They’re big, and hefty, and durable and just as much weapon as they are flashlight. And while it’s certainly possible to use it like a weapon, at the end of the day it’s still a flashlight. This is a baseball bat with a flashlight in the end of it. Available in a 15″ or 23″ model, this is one bat you’re not going to want to be on the business end of. Not that you’d want to be on the business end of any bat, but you get what we’re saying. The machined aluminum bats also have a 3 watt LED flashlight built into the head for calling balls in the dark, catching people in the act and showing you where to aim. Personal security rarely looks this sleek.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.