Have you ever been hit with one of those old school, D battery powered Maglites that officers of the law carry? If you haven’t, don’t. It’s not pretty. They’re big, and hefty, and durable and just as much weapon as they are flashlight. And while it’s certainly possible to use it like a weapon, at the end of the day it’s still a flashlight. This is a baseball bat with a flashlight in the end of it. Available in a 15″ or 23″ model, this is one bat you’re not going to want to be on the business end of. Not that you’d want to be on the business end of any bat, but you get what we’re saying. The machined aluminum bats also have a 3 watt LED flashlight built into the head for calling balls in the dark, catching people in the act and showing you where to aim. Personal security rarely looks this sleek.