Even if you were a youngen when James Bond proclaimed, “Shaken not stirred,” it affected you to the point where whatever was being put in your sippy cup next better be served that way or heads would continue...
Here’s a common problem: You’re throwing a party and wearing your favorite oversized sweater when you go to carefully rest your White Russian on the coffee table and realize you don’t have any coasters! Major continue...
Plumbing repairs. Electrical outlet wiring. Fresh coats of paint. You do everything else yourself, why shouldn’t you also DIY the beer you’re going to drink before, after and during those projects? The process is as continue...
Just like the Indians, we believe in using every part of the animal. The end result is a tiny alcohol opening device (don’t let her call it cute) shaped like one of the most manliest animals ever. The bottom line is this - You mess with the beer, you get the horns. You mess with the wine, you get the tail.
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Normally we wouldn’t want anything between us and our drink. Bottle openers should be simple and not as confusing as watching Donnie Darko for the first time. There’s some middle ground though when the bottle opener in continue...
We’re going to go out on a limb and say that you’ve never actually purchased a Koozie. This is not to say that you don’t have a koozie or two, but we’re guessing you acquired continue...
Bring this stein to Oktoberfest and you’re sure to scare the dirndl off some unsuspecting St. Pauli Girl. While others are downing their brews in standard glass steins or ones with images of the Bavarian continue...
What’s the difference between a good party guest and the person who never gets invited back? One of them brought booze. Unless you want to be a social pariah, you need to show up to continue...
Sometimes the clashing of diverse worlds creates a sort of magnificent (read: hilarious) byproduct. Normally a guy who wears more gold around his neck than an Atlantic City craps player wouldn’t be the sort to sit continue...
We want as few obstacles between us and our drink as possible. No fancy openers that you need a book of directions to figure out just give us a bottle of Cab and a straight-up continue...
Hearing the word “sample” conjures up images of Costco aisles and ladies serving up free pizza rolls and other oven toasted snacks around each turn. While those samples are delicious and we’d be lying continue...
Scientists, nutritionists, dietitians and high school health teachers every where may disagree, but beer contains all the essential vitamins, carbohydrates and vegetables man needs to live. In fact, we’d go so far as to say continue...
If it existed we’d quickly purchase an alarm clock that started dispensing caffeine directly into our body about 10 minutes before the alarm actually went off. Basically, we want to limit the coffee-less downtime that occurs continue...
Outside of the stories mom tells when we get a little too much Franzia in her, we have absolutely no recollection of the milkman. This fabled character apparently traveled from house to house in an continue...
We’ve all been there – had one too many Captain and Coke’s at the bar, hopped in a cab for a ride home and when the cabbie asked where to, we were already passed out continue...
Christmas is an awesome holiday and everything, but taking care of the tree is a pain in the ass. If you’re more of a big natural fan, it makes a mess all over your car continue...
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