Robocop-Valentines

Sometimes it’s hard for us tough guys to express our feelings, especially on mushy holidays like Valentine’s Day. But even under the cold, metallic exterior of Robocop beats a warm heart. The message is simple, but effective: Part man. Part machine. All Yours. The Robocop Valentine let’s your lady know that even though you can seem emotionless that your heart beats for her under all those layers of armor. Gotta have this card? Looks like your SOL this year. They’ll be back in stock in a couple of weeks.

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Whether you’re trying to refine your archery skills or just get a leg up on the competition when it comes to office warfare, the BB Sniper mini crossbow from Uncommon Carry will fit the bill. Handmade out of stainless steel and equipped with a self-loading chamber, the BB Sniper is designed to hurl projectiles like toothpicks or mini BBs with surprising accuracy at a range of about 30-50 feet. Make sure to schedule some time for target practice because this addictive little crossbow can do some damage. Have fun, but avoid the sensitive areas.