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Robocop Valentines

Robocop Valentines

Sometimes it’s hard for us tough guys to express our feelings, especially on mushy holidays like Valentine’s Day. But even under the cold, metallic exterior of Robocop beats a warm heart. The message is simple, but effective: Part man. Part machine. All Yours. The Robocop Valentine let’s your lady know that even though you can seem emotionless that your heart beats for her under all those layers of armor. Gotta have this card? Looks like your SOL this year. They’ll be back in stock in a couple of weeks.

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You wear underwear. You’re probably doing it right now. So if you’re wearing underwear anyway, try MeUndies. Their underwear is made from an exceptionally breathable fabric they get from Beechwood trees in the Austrian Alps. Bonus thing, the fabric inhibits bacterial growth in your sensitive space, which is the most positive thing ever said. It’s really soft too. You don’t need science to prove that, just skin you can rub the fabric on. They come in black. Attractive people wear black. They come in a 3-pack “Classic Collection,” which saves money. Financially savvy people save money.  Be an attractive, financially savvy person.

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