Robocop-Valentines

Sometimes it’s hard for us tough guys to express our feelings, especially on mushy holidays like Valentine’s Day. But even under the cold, metallic exterior of Robocop beats a warm heart. The message is simple, but effective: Part man. Part machine. All Yours. The Robocop Valentine let’s your lady know that even though you can seem emotionless that your heart beats for her under all those layers of armor. Gotta have this card? Looks like your SOL this year. They’ll be back in stock in a couple of weeks.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.