Sometimes it’s hard for us tough guys to express our feelings, especially on mushy holidays like Valentine’s Day. But even under the cold, metallic exterior of Robocop beats a warm heart. The message is simple, but effective: Part man. Part machine. All Yours. The Robocop Valentine let’s your lady know that even though you can seem emotionless that your heart beats for her under all those layers of armor. Gotta have this card? Looks like your SOL this year. They’ll be back in stock in a couple of weeks.