The Man Hanger

Some products defy all logic and description, and yet they’re just too fucking awesome not to talk about. This is a hanger made out of rebar. Yes. Construction site rebar that’s hand-bent in ‘Merica (A not necessary in this case), then sealed and coated to prevent rust, corrosion and you messing up the sweet fur coat you picked up from Burlington Coat Factory a while back but can’t bring yourself to throw out. Is there any legitimate reason you should have a rebar Man Hanger? Wrong question. Is there any reason you shouldn’t have a rebar Man Hanger? We can’t think of any.