OMG Eye Chart Cocktail Shaker

Every man should own a cocktail shaker. That doesn’t mean, however, that every man has to own the same standard silver one everybody else does. This shaker not only handles the mixing of your beverages, but also doubles as a test to see whether you should mix another. Here’s a hint, if you can still read the “OMG I am so wasted I can’t even read what this says” chart, you can still get your Manhattan on.