Before mustaches were corrupted by god damned hipsters, they were worn proudly by general badasses, pornstars (male), and chefs. The guys behind the Mas Guapo spice blend have taken back the chef-stache and created a mix of organic herbs and spices that will make a variety of dishes go from tasty to $#&@ing slammin’. More than that, each container comes with a little gift: a faux stache. So when you’re done turning that roast chicken, pork tenderloin, or beef tri-tip into a bitch slap of culinary excellence, you can don the facial hair, cheers your cohorts, and curse hipsters. Because they need to be cursed continually.
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