Chalkboard Tap Handle

If you’re lucky enough to have beer on tap at home, you can a) go fuck yourself you lucky bastard, and b) screw a couple of these awesome chalkboard handles on your taps.  Made from handsome walnut and topped with a little chalkboard square, you can customize them with the changing of your beer.   Just scribble something on the chalkboard square to label your brews, and you’re good to go.   Or, if you’re drunk, you can erase one and draw on an erect penis and laugh at your own joke.