The single worst moment in any given day isn’t when you actually stroll into the office or get into line for your ridiculously big espresso, it’s the moment the alarm clock goes off for the first time in the morning. Waking up in the morning is at least ten times more difficult than recalling the digits in Pi after three back to back shots of Cuervo and no amount of ocean sounds will ever make it any better. Waking up like a zombie might suck, but if we didn’t have alarm clocks that sounded like early warning systems for nuclear detonations there’s no way we’d ever make it to work. Now you can forget about the snooze button, the ocean sounds and being late for work. In order to turn off the Bandai Gun O’Clock Alarm Clock you have to shoot the target three times in order to turn off the alarm. You’ll never have problems getting out of bed again.
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