Antique Brass Key Bottle Opener

Having a bottle opener on your person at all times isn’t just a pain in the ass, it’s your manly civic duty. You never know when you’re going to need to crack a new brew for yourself or – more importantly – for her. Using a lighter is fine in the most utilitarian sense possible, but it doesn’t earn you any points in the accessory department. It might look cool, but it doesn’t look anywhere near as cool as this antique brass key bottle opener from MAKR. Throw it on the ring with the rest of your important keys (it’s a standard blank) and crack beers whenever the need arises. This thing is going to unlock a lot of doors.