You wouldn’t step foot on a modern day battlefield yielding a bow and arrow, right? So, why are you going to war with your cube-mates armed only with a measly rubber band or a plastic straw spitball shooter? Gear up for office warfare in the 21st century with Mini Weapons of Mass Destruction. Learn to craft a whole arsenal of little demonic devices, like catapults, minibombs and combustion shooters, from just the random office supplies stashed in your junk drawer. Plus, it comes equipped with targets to hone your shot and a Top Secret Concealing Book so no Debbie Downers rat you out. Simply put, this book is to cubicle combat what Sun Tzu’s Art of War was to, well, regular combat.
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