If you’ve always wanted to be the guy nobody would dare mess with but you haven’t known just who to turn to for the needed training, you’re in luck. Five words: The World Champion Judah Friedlander. “The mutton chop dude on 30 Rock who’s always wearing a trucker cap?” Precisely. Judah Friedlander – the actor, comedian, and self-proclaimed “World Champion” – penned this book to help train you to beat up anybody, assuming you can stop laughing and pay attention. Sure other karate books can help you handle your own against a few guys on the street, but what can they teach you about defeating groups of ninjas and/or dinosaurs? Probably nothing. (Most likely because they’re serious.)