mas-guapo-spice-blend

Before mustaches were corrupted by god damned hipsters, they were worn proudly by general badasses, pornstars (male), and chefs. The guys behind the Mas Guapo spice blend have taken back the chef-stache and created a mix of organic herbs and spices that will make a variety of dishes go from tasty to $#&@ing slammin’. More than that, each container comes with a little gift: a faux stache.  So when you’re done turning that roast chicken, pork tenderloin, or beef tri-tip into a bitch slap of culinary excellence, you can don the facial hair, cheers your cohorts, and curse hipsters. Because they need to be cursed continually.

ROBOROCK IFTO

Ditch the mop, broom, and the vacuum while crossing off the never ending chore of keeping your floor clean for good with the Roborock S6 Robot Vacuum and Mop. With its high-precision laser navigation system, virtual barriers, programmable mapping and scheduling, efficiency-based cleaning algorithms, best-in-class battery, suction powerful enough to lift ball bearings and automatic recharging, this all-in-one robot cleaner puts all other options to shame. Better yet, you can save up to 40% off when you get yours  here.