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While we used to recall the adventures of Ahab, now upon seeing a whale we immediately think one thing: Twitter is down. Next time you get the ole Fail Whale and you can’t access the best of Doug Benson’s #SideBoobSunday or the latest celebrity death rumor, take the edge off with a cold one cracked open with the Goodly Whale Bottle Opener. The handmade, silver plated brass bottle opener adds a bit of childish fun to your adult drinking habits and makes for a better opener than any freebie you got at the last Quizzo night from some shot girl.

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When it comes to proper attire during the warmest months of the year–we’re talking weddings, cocktail hours, work outings and the like–linen clothing is an absolute necessity unless you live in the tundra or want to look like you’re melting. That’s where Percival comes in. Whether you’re looking for a safari shirt, tapestry Cuban shirt, easy breezy trousers or a lovely linen suit, Percival has the strong, lightweight and breathable options you need in all the stylish, colorful and well-built options you want. Upgrade your warm weather wardrobe with Percival today.