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While we used to recall the adventures of Ahab, now upon seeing a whale we immediately think one thing: Twitter is down. Next time you get the ole Fail Whale and you can’t access the best of Doug Benson’s #SideBoobSunday or the latest celebrity death rumor, take the edge off with a cold one cracked open with the Goodly Whale Bottle Opener. The handmade, silver plated brass bottle opener adds a bit of childish fun to your adult drinking habits and makes for a better opener than any freebie you got at the last Quizzo night from some shot girl.

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We feel like it’s relatively common knowledge these days that better gut health leads to improved overall wellness, but how, exactly do you make that happen? Skip the obscure diets and Instagram fads because all you need is Probulin Total Care probiotic capsules. Unlike other options on the market, Probulin Total Care offers a premium blend of Lactobacillus and Bifidobacterium strains–along with targeted ingredients–for whole body health and unparalleled support, but you should still consult your healthcare professional prior to taking it. That said, Probulin is the best way to kickstart your health and wellness program.