Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition. 2013 Wall Calendar. Includes: Kate Upton, Chrissy Teigen, Genevieve Morton, and many others. We can’t even begin to think of a reason why you would ever read anything we’re saying with a picture like that right above the words. That said, we wish we had more hands so we could give these girls four thumbs up, and don’t let your boss see it.