From rubber band guns and air cannons, to rocket launchers and drones, there are plenty of great options when it comes to weapons for cubicle warfare. But for our money, there’s still no better option than the tried and true NERF gun. NERF’s lineup of incredible foam dart firing blasters is about to get better than it has ever been before with their new Ultra blasters. These new blasters use special darts with a new tip and a ribbed butt that allow them to fly up to an impressive 120 feet. The first Ultra blaster is the NERF Ultra One Motorized Blaster you see here. With a high-capacity drum that holds up to 25 darts and a motorized action that fires those long range darts at incredible speed. It’s basically a safe for work version of a futuristic tommy gun that will allow you to decimate anyone you’re pointing it at–even if they’re 100+ feet away. The NERF Ultra One Motorized Blaster will be released early next week on October 1st.
Moon Puzzle
We pride ourselves on being able to tackle problems and jigsaw puzzles like everyone else–from the edge pieces in. That’s a little more difficult when it comes to thousand piece adventures like the Moon puzzle you see here. In is out, out is in, and there’s an entire quadrant of almost fully gray pieces that depict the lunar surface, but all of that just adds to the productive difficulty you’ll experience when you’re assembling this jigsaw version of modern history. As they tell it, “July 16, 2019 marked the 50 year anniversary of the Apollo 11 launch – the historic mission to the Moon where Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin became the first of humankind to set foot on the Moon. Our Moon puzzle celebrates this momentous achievement and will challenge and delight puzzle solvers everywhere.”
In the Shop
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Abso-F*cking-Lutely Mug - $16.15
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Rise and Shine Mug - $20.00
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Caran D'Ache Metal Pencil Sharpener - $121.60
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The Optimist Coin - $14.00
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Geekey - $20.40
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Camber Top Japanese Tool Box - $30.00
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Warming Ice Cream Scoop - $24.00
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4 Function Editor's Pen - $15.00
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1:12 Scale Pallet of Mini Cinder Blocks - $17.00
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uKeg 64 Stainless Steel - $126.65
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Full Moon Silver Coin - $17.00
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Shuh Duh Fuh Cup Mug - $20.00
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Space is Cool as Fuck - $38.25
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Umami Hot Sauce - $10.00
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The Calm Down Candle - $20.40
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The Norlan Whisky Glass - $48.00
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Carbon Fiber Comb - $14.00
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Electric Dual Arc Lighter - $25.50
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Desk Knife - $56.00
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How to Smoke Pot (Properly) - $16.00
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Rin Wall-Mounted Coat Hanger - $40.00
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Calm Down Whiskey Glass 2 Pack - $19.00
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The Original Puffy Blanket Black - $64.94
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The Great Outdoors - $42.50
