Bolt Action Tactical Pen

When the adage “The pen is mightier than the sword” was first coined, it is safe to say the Bolt Action Tactical Pen was not in existence. If it had been, the phrase would’ve needed a small disclaimer. Basically, the Bolt Action Tactical Pen is what you’d get if said pen and said sword got it on and had a small child. Acting as both your writing mechanism and a self-defense tool, this pen is the one you’ll want clipped to your shirt after those late night meetings in Detroit’s outskirts (or possibly, you may want to consider a career change). Even if you’re not in need of a small weapon, the bolt action on the pen is awesome for all of us who fidget constantly in hour-long meetings or classes.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.