If you thought a movie about a pot-smoking, foul-mouthed teddy bear was oddly brilliant, check out the red band trailer for Seth McFarlane’s next movie. “A Million Ways to Die in the West” is the story of a farmer trying to win back the love of his life. Despite the sweet plotline, the film (and trailer) are filled with blood, cursing, and more despicable stuff you’ll love. Look for it in May.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.