When people start attempting to defy grafity bad things normally happen. Throw in a motorcycle and the world-famous Demon Drome and it turns into a fantastic, sideshow spectacle. Can the centrifugal force that keeps a motorcycle in place really work on a production run Mazda2? Let’s find out.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.