Watching the entire collection of the IMDB Top 250 list has been on our bucket list for a while. So long in fact that we’re not quite sure if we’re ever going to have time to finish. Now they can all be digested in 2 1/2 minutes. That’s one movie every 0.6 seconds if you’re keeping track, but that doesn’t take into account multiple movies on screen at the same time. The movie is only 3 minutes long total, but you better block out around 20 for multiple watches.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.