Saddleback Leather makes some of the greatest leather bags on the market. The CEO noticed that a lot of people were knocking off his bags, so he decided to put together a video of how to do it better. So you have more time and money for things like nickle-plated crack pipes and grave robbery. This will go down in history with the Dollar Shave Club videos as some of the greatest promo of all time.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.