Say what you will about the violence, the sex and everything else it supposedly wrecked about society, but Grand Theft Auto was fun as hell. Yeah, we kind of wanted to steal a motorcycle and rack up a **** bender through the city after playing it, but we didn’t. Gevorg Karensky has imagined what that, real life GTA, might look like in his short film Grand Theft Auto: RISE. We want a sequel already.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.