Finding anything on the Internet that makes us seriously consider the parental ramifications of showing it to our imaginary children is rare. Biting Elbows video for “Bad Motherfucker” is one of those things. The entire music video is POV (not that type of pov you perv) style and views like a real-life, five minute long GTA mission. It’s got explosions, and guns, and brawls, and tits, and plenty of parkour. It’s completely inappropriate… which is why it’s so much fun.

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Whether you’re trying to refine your archery skills or just get a leg up on the competition when it comes to office warfare, the BB Sniper mini crossbow from Uncommon Carry will fit the bill. Handmade out of stainless steel and equipped with a self-loading chamber, the BB Sniper is designed to hurl projectiles like toothpicks or mini BBs with surprising accuracy at a range of about 30-50 feet. Make sure to schedule some time for target practice because this addictive little crossbow can do some damage. Have fun, but avoid the sensitive areas.