If you’re reading this, and own an iPad, you probably have at least one Twitter client on it. At first, the official client was garbage, so you went with something like Tweetdeck. Then the official client got pretty good and maybe you switched back (or just use the clients for different accounts). Now you’re probably going to stop using both of those in favor of Quip. Quips focus is on streamlining and condensing your timeline into something that actually resembles a conversation. No more “view conversation” or sorting through 65 messages to see who said what. You can’t even get a burger from a chain for $0.99, so this is practically a steal.

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Pappy Van Winkle is the name in bourbon. Bottles have sent drinkers on wild goose chases and left others with empty bank accounts. While we can’t help you procure any of that elusive elixir, we can bring a little Pappy into your life in another way. Pappy Van Winkle Hot Sauce is aged in actual Pappy Van Winkle bourbon barrels. The distillery teamed with friends at Midland Ghost to make this flavorful hot sauce, which features the latter’s prized first generation Ghost Peppers. After the sauce was made, it was left to age in barrels that once held Pappy. That means you have a sauce that’s rich, oaky, and full of flavorful heat. Use it on meats, veggies, or, if you’re a special brand of crazy, just drink it straight from the bottle. It’s that good.