Monster-Diamond-Tears-Edge-Headphones

On one hand, these headphones look like a Bedazzled pair of Beats headphones. On the other, Lil Wayne showed us that’s not exactly a bad idea, and Monster knows what they’re doing when it comes to pro audio. Anyway, Monster Diamond Tears Edge Headphones. They’re over ear, blinged out, low profile, blinged out, equipped with ControlTalk, bl… you get the idea. They look like giant diamonds you get to wear on your head. They’re almost as cool looking as Weezy’s, except they’re about $1mil less. If you like crystal clear sound, have $350 lying around and like standing out in a crowd, these are the phones for you.

Parachute-CM-IF2-11-13-17

Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.