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Judging by an aftermarket accessories market larger than the Honda Civics, the iPad is the greatest invention since sliced bread, breast implants and the Internet – put together. Modulr is taking the iPad accessory game to a double rainbow level of intensity with their new iPad case. This case, which starts at $49, has accessories of its own. Want the quick stand so you can prop it on a table? Throw $16 at the problem. Want to mount it to the wall? The slim mount is an extra $24. Hand and shoulder strap? $15. Yo dawg, Modulr heard you like accessories so they made an accessory with accessories for your accessory. It’s an Xzibit in gluttony, but damn we want it. It also happens to be modular, so they’ll probably be releasing new accessories until Apple releases something better than the iPad.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.