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In the inimitable nerdery of one of the greatest YouTube videos of the 2000s, lightning bolt!, lightning bolt!, lightning bolt! In spite of that video, lightning bolts are cool. Now, instead of some boring tan rectangle to plug all your electronics in, you have this lightning bolt power strip. It’s bright, yellow, is shaped like a lightning bolt and is comical enough to actually look cool in your office… even though it kind of reminds us of Pikachu. Yeah, even Pokemon was cool once.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.