lacie-xtrem-key-flash-drive

Every man has a collection of computer information he would never want to be without. For some, it’s important wedding photos. For some, it’s porn. For some, those are the same. The point is – regardless of what it is you want to save – you want it to be safe from water, drops, heat, cold, and 10-ton trucks. Composed of zamac (fancy science word for a metal alloy composed of zinc, aluminum, magnesium, and copper), the LaCie XtremKey is the Hummer (like the Matrix, there’s only the original in our minds) of USB flash drives. Available in 8gb(A), 16gb(B), 32gb(C), and 64gb(DD) sizes there’s one big enough for every man, even if you like a little more up top. With write speeds up to 30 MB/s and read speeds up to 40MB/s it’s also the quickest (and easiest) to get your junk in and out of… over and over… and over.

Parachute-CM-IF2-11-13-17

Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.