lacie-xtrem-key-flash-drive

Every man has a collection of computer information he would never want to be without. For some, it’s important wedding photos. For some, it’s porn. For some, those are the same. The point is – regardless of what it is you want to save – you want it to be safe from water, drops, heat, cold, and 10-ton trucks. Composed of zamac (fancy science word for a metal alloy composed of zinc, aluminum, magnesium, and copper), the LaCie XtremKey is the Hummer (like the Matrix, there’s only the original in our minds) of USB flash drives. Available in 8gb(A), 16gb(B), 32gb(C), and 64gb(DD) sizes there’s one big enough for every man, even if you like a little more up top. With write speeds up to 30 MB/s and read speeds up to 40MB/s it’s also the quickest (and easiest) to get your junk in and out of… over and over… and over.

Pappy-Van-Winkle-Hot-Sauce

Pappy Van Winkle is the name in bourbon. Bottles have sent drinkers on wild goose chases and left others with empty bank accounts. While we can’t help you procure any of that elusive elixir, we can bring a little Pappy into your life in another way. Pappy Van Winkle Hot Sauce is aged in actual Pappy Van Winkle bourbon barrels. The distillery teamed with friends at Midland Ghost to make this flavorful hot sauce, which features the latter’s prized first generation Ghost Peppers. After the sauce was made, it was left to age in barrels that once held Pappy. That means you have a sauce that’s rich, oaky, and full of flavorful heat. Use it on meats, veggies, or, if you’re a special brand of crazy, just drink it straight from the bottle. It’s that good.