iBottleopener

iBottleopener

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Want to walk around with a party in your pants? Buy the iBottleopener. This one is pretty self-explanatory guys. It’s an iPhone 3G/3GS hard case with a built-in bottle opener. It will inevitably lead to the destruction of your iPhone but until that happens you will be able to use your phone for something productive other than Words With Friends – opening beers. Unfortunately, it does not include beer or canned explanations why you stop listening to her every 10 minutes.

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Make 2017 the year you stop relying on your phone for so damn much. A reasonable first step, we think, is picking up a new watch—and, boy, are you in luck. From now until Tuesday at 1 p.m. EST, every single watch in the Cool Material Shop is on sale. Yup, drop a new timepiece on your wrist and save up to 32% in the process. As always, everything is subject to availability, so hit up the shop now and snag your favorite before it’s gone.

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