Want to walk around with a party in your pants? Buy the iBottleopener. This one is pretty self-explanatory guys. It’s an iPhone 3G/3GS hard case with a built-in bottle opener. It will inevitably lead to the destruction of your iPhone but until that happens you will be able to use your phone for something productive other than Words With Friends – opening beers. Unfortunately, it does not include beer or canned explanations why you stop listening to her every 10 minutes.