ibottle-opener

Want to walk around with a party in your pants? Buy the iBottleopener. This one is pretty self-explanatory guys. It’s an iPhone 3G/3GS hard case with a built-in bottle opener. It will inevitably lead to the destruction of your iPhone but until that happens you will be able to use your phone for something productive other than Words With Friends – opening beers. Unfortunately, it does not include beer or canned explanations why you stop listening to her every 10 minutes.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.