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We may have traded in our Star Wars PJs for a fitted suit and a snazzy tie-bar but as guys we will never lose our interest in toys. Sure in the years since we were young we put on a few pounds, gained a few late-night bender induced wrinkles and significantly decreased the amount of cartoons we watch, but we are still kids at heart (Example: Fart jokes—Always funny). For us iPhone, iPod or iPad owners (basically all of us, aside from the Apple haters) who want to take some childhood shenanigans to the office, check out the Helo TC Touch-Controlled Helicopter. Download the app and use your i-whatever to control all the copter’s movements. We can see attaching some funny memes and flying them over to our buddy in accounting.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.